The Sir Frankie Crisp had been fulfilling its destiny as a hangar queen in yet another apartment of mine. I've been carrying it around the country with me, hoping to get it going again. Some very sharp eyes and good memories out there who remember it from Subregatta 2001 which ran (terribly) its maiden cruise at the event. As with many boats out there, it’s been subject to several guttings & rebuilds over the intervening years, and recently I’ve narrowed the time-frame for its completion to, okay, this year??? Something like that.
Subregatta2001 - the skinny years
If you’re not familiar with the Crisp, it’s a thoroughly custom job inspired by the Moebius graphic novel “The Airtight Garage Of Lewis Carnelian.” The sub has no important role in the storyline other than it’s a mundane freight sub that carries two characters through a dimensional portal at the climax,….which would otherwise be a routine commute if not for the dimension they were in collapsing around them. That, and I always thought it looked cool.
The SCR ran an article on the sub’s first configuration (issue#50) and guts-wise it is now a completely different animal. What’s remained the same is a near-fanatical obsession with maximizing freeboard. Some aren’t too bothered by freeboard, others consider it the measure of a man. Ordinarily I wouldn’t judge, but in this case the Moebius illustrations show this sub as having an absurdly high freeboard, so that’s been my goal. So rather than have a ballast tank within the system, I’ve put the system within the ballast tank.
Another aspect to the guts is my early decision to keep both the CB and CG as far forward as possible. As a result, the aft section will be basically going along for the ride. It remains to be seen how big a can of worms I’ve opened by doing this. The prediction is: worms.
The Crisp MkII iteration, sporting diagonal tanks
Crisp MKIII: Just an awful idea
That’s the basic history. Fast-forward to today; 2020, the ‘Lost Year.” The rest of this post represents a combining of two recent posts from the SubRonLA Forum, so everyone (should they want to) can catch up.
One might think that having gotten laid off as a result of productions all simultaneously grinding to a halt in the entertainment industry, that I might have a few extra minutes to work on the sub.
Sadly no. What also ground to a halt is the Los Angeles school system, forcing us to home-school our 8-year-old until further notice basically. So little Kai is all over me like a fly to shit, demanding to be entertained. But I have managed to eak out a little time now & then.
I needed a lot more dry real-estate in the sub than the old WTC3.5 could provide. So I repurposed two watertight boxes from “Outdoor Products.” (“International Emergency Orange”!) They’ve been tested at 7.5’ deep reliably, but having customized the crap out of both of them I’ll be continually testing them for watertight integrity. 'Tub tests' of the motor compartment (empty of motors) show one FPITA leak which has been dogging me but I think I got it. The solution to sealing the leak involved injecting 2-part epoxy into an otherwise-impossible-to-access area and tipping the thing over, letting gravity to the rest of the work.
Crisp shown here striking a provocative pose while the epoxy sets up
I installed the mounting points for the WTC brain unit, which will be suspended over the small round WTC3.5 along the bottom of the hull, and also nest against the WTC motor compartment without touching it. (it’s busy aft) I've got a set of two registration pins and two threaded posts, probably burlier than necessary but will do the job. Needs some cleanup.
Also, if you look to the lower right of the image, you'll see a round opening where the old WTC will go, and a threaded post with an orange squishy on top. This is part of a pair of bolts that will hold down the assembly for filling/draining the ballast tank. The assembly will be mounted, modular as always, to a CF/epoxy plate with the brass bellcrank.
As mentioned, the sub uses an old Dave Merriman WTC3.5 bulkhead, the only remaining original component inside the sub. I gave the Crisp some careful thought and realized it’ll need a much higher volume of propel-farting to get it to the surface in any reasonable amount of time. So I tripled the number of valves than the original WTC offered, which will be fed by two pipes from the propel tanks rather than one. The 3-schrader propel assembly is all together, now fully functional & ready for installation onto feed/drain assembly. This was an extremely delicate task.
This is a frame I built to adjust each stanchion's height perfectly before epoxying little base pieces to them all. Detailing has to take a back seat to more critical jobs, but I wanted to get this miserable task out of the way as cleanly as possible.
Behold the copper 'steampunk' Propel tanks. When this project first began, there were rumors of PVC tanks rupturing due to propel chemically attacking the PVC over time. So copper became the fashion, and it’s easy to work with.
I started an exotic side-project for the tanks where I hope to have a little glass level tube for viewing, like on the old steam furnaces in Victorian basements, so hopefully I'll be able to see how much Propel’s in the tanks rather than guessing. Will it work? I have no idea. I worry about the glass strength. We’ll see.
To my horror, the new electrical connectors for the lead/acid batteries didn't fit underneath the existing acrylic "roof" over the battery bay. My overarching "stem-to-stern" policy forced me to drop %#$&!!-everything and get this task done. Again, a serious FPITA process but I got nice results after a few tries. (okay, five)
In case anyone cares: "dry" thermoforming common hardware-store acrylic in a kitchen oven will give best results in ("the magic numbers") five minutes at 350 degrees F, or maybe just a tad under five minutes. Bubble-forming in the acrylic will occur with either excessive time or temperature, but seems to be sensitive to time moreso than temperature. I got plenty of unwanted bubbles in 6 mins at 300 degrees.
Due to global shipping problems, my preferred source of waterproof rubber bellows for pushrods has been completely closed. All of their inventory has been locked up in containers at the pier in Guangzhou for the last 2 months. So I started looking for alternatives.
So fyi: here's a rogue’s gallery of alternative rubber bellows, available in varying sizes.
The smallest one is from Que-T on Amazon,(37mm, part# A070615, 10-pack) is just too small and doesn't have the adequate range for average-size servos. (probably fine for minis) These are likely also locked up at the pier, should you want any.
The next size up (absent, substituting for the bellows here is its accompanying aluminum collar) is from PerfectPlaza on Amazon (9mm x 52mm) and is ideal for most of our needs, but happens to be...yes... stuck on the other side of the pacific for the time being.
The next one is a close equivalent. It's available from various old air-cooled VW parts websites (Mid-America Motorworks, in my case) and is meant for the heater box cables for VW buses. (Part # is 353-331, and that's a VW part number still in use!) They're ideal for most of my needs, maybe even a bit longer than the absent dude next to it in the image.
The next two sizes up are absurdly large and probably useless to everyone. (available from McMaster-Carr) But I include them here for comparison purposes.
Y’know, I have one extra of each of these big ones in case anyone's interested, and they weren't cheap! But they're of no use to me so they are available free to any Subcommittee member, fcfs, no hozies.
That’s it for now. Follow-on updates will be a lot less wordy.
BB
Subregatta2001 - the skinny years
If you’re not familiar with the Crisp, it’s a thoroughly custom job inspired by the Moebius graphic novel “The Airtight Garage Of Lewis Carnelian.” The sub has no important role in the storyline other than it’s a mundane freight sub that carries two characters through a dimensional portal at the climax,….which would otherwise be a routine commute if not for the dimension they were in collapsing around them. That, and I always thought it looked cool.
The SCR ran an article on the sub’s first configuration (issue#50) and guts-wise it is now a completely different animal. What’s remained the same is a near-fanatical obsession with maximizing freeboard. Some aren’t too bothered by freeboard, others consider it the measure of a man. Ordinarily I wouldn’t judge, but in this case the Moebius illustrations show this sub as having an absurdly high freeboard, so that’s been my goal. So rather than have a ballast tank within the system, I’ve put the system within the ballast tank.
Another aspect to the guts is my early decision to keep both the CB and CG as far forward as possible. As a result, the aft section will be basically going along for the ride. It remains to be seen how big a can of worms I’ve opened by doing this. The prediction is: worms.
The Crisp MkII iteration, sporting diagonal tanks
Crisp MKIII: Just an awful idea
That’s the basic history. Fast-forward to today; 2020, the ‘Lost Year.” The rest of this post represents a combining of two recent posts from the SubRonLA Forum, so everyone (should they want to) can catch up.
One might think that having gotten laid off as a result of productions all simultaneously grinding to a halt in the entertainment industry, that I might have a few extra minutes to work on the sub.
Sadly no. What also ground to a halt is the Los Angeles school system, forcing us to home-school our 8-year-old until further notice basically. So little Kai is all over me like a fly to shit, demanding to be entertained. But I have managed to eak out a little time now & then.
I needed a lot more dry real-estate in the sub than the old WTC3.5 could provide. So I repurposed two watertight boxes from “Outdoor Products.” (“International Emergency Orange”!) They’ve been tested at 7.5’ deep reliably, but having customized the crap out of both of them I’ll be continually testing them for watertight integrity. 'Tub tests' of the motor compartment (empty of motors) show one FPITA leak which has been dogging me but I think I got it. The solution to sealing the leak involved injecting 2-part epoxy into an otherwise-impossible-to-access area and tipping the thing over, letting gravity to the rest of the work.
Crisp shown here striking a provocative pose while the epoxy sets up
I installed the mounting points for the WTC brain unit, which will be suspended over the small round WTC3.5 along the bottom of the hull, and also nest against the WTC motor compartment without touching it. (it’s busy aft) I've got a set of two registration pins and two threaded posts, probably burlier than necessary but will do the job. Needs some cleanup.
Also, if you look to the lower right of the image, you'll see a round opening where the old WTC will go, and a threaded post with an orange squishy on top. This is part of a pair of bolts that will hold down the assembly for filling/draining the ballast tank. The assembly will be mounted, modular as always, to a CF/epoxy plate with the brass bellcrank.
As mentioned, the sub uses an old Dave Merriman WTC3.5 bulkhead, the only remaining original component inside the sub. I gave the Crisp some careful thought and realized it’ll need a much higher volume of propel-farting to get it to the surface in any reasonable amount of time. So I tripled the number of valves than the original WTC offered, which will be fed by two pipes from the propel tanks rather than one. The 3-schrader propel assembly is all together, now fully functional & ready for installation onto feed/drain assembly. This was an extremely delicate task.
This is a frame I built to adjust each stanchion's height perfectly before epoxying little base pieces to them all. Detailing has to take a back seat to more critical jobs, but I wanted to get this miserable task out of the way as cleanly as possible.
Behold the copper 'steampunk' Propel tanks. When this project first began, there were rumors of PVC tanks rupturing due to propel chemically attacking the PVC over time. So copper became the fashion, and it’s easy to work with.
I started an exotic side-project for the tanks where I hope to have a little glass level tube for viewing, like on the old steam furnaces in Victorian basements, so hopefully I'll be able to see how much Propel’s in the tanks rather than guessing. Will it work? I have no idea. I worry about the glass strength. We’ll see.
To my horror, the new electrical connectors for the lead/acid batteries didn't fit underneath the existing acrylic "roof" over the battery bay. My overarching "stem-to-stern" policy forced me to drop %#$&!!-everything and get this task done. Again, a serious FPITA process but I got nice results after a few tries. (okay, five)
In case anyone cares: "dry" thermoforming common hardware-store acrylic in a kitchen oven will give best results in ("the magic numbers") five minutes at 350 degrees F, or maybe just a tad under five minutes. Bubble-forming in the acrylic will occur with either excessive time or temperature, but seems to be sensitive to time moreso than temperature. I got plenty of unwanted bubbles in 6 mins at 300 degrees.
Due to global shipping problems, my preferred source of waterproof rubber bellows for pushrods has been completely closed. All of their inventory has been locked up in containers at the pier in Guangzhou for the last 2 months. So I started looking for alternatives.
So fyi: here's a rogue’s gallery of alternative rubber bellows, available in varying sizes.
The smallest one is from Que-T on Amazon,(37mm, part# A070615, 10-pack) is just too small and doesn't have the adequate range for average-size servos. (probably fine for minis) These are likely also locked up at the pier, should you want any.
The next size up (absent, substituting for the bellows here is its accompanying aluminum collar) is from PerfectPlaza on Amazon (9mm x 52mm) and is ideal for most of our needs, but happens to be...yes... stuck on the other side of the pacific for the time being.
The next one is a close equivalent. It's available from various old air-cooled VW parts websites (Mid-America Motorworks, in my case) and is meant for the heater box cables for VW buses. (Part # is 353-331, and that's a VW part number still in use!) They're ideal for most of my needs, maybe even a bit longer than the absent dude next to it in the image.
The next two sizes up are absurdly large and probably useless to everyone. (available from McMaster-Carr) But I include them here for comparison purposes.
Y’know, I have one extra of each of these big ones in case anyone's interested, and they weren't cheap! But they're of no use to me so they are available free to any Subcommittee member, fcfs, no hozies.
That’s it for now. Follow-on updates will be a lot less wordy.
BB
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