Nothing exciting!

[robert f.]

"But he's not dead yet".

"No,

"But he's not dead yet".

"No, but he's not at all well".



Robert

(any more quotes wanted, and I'll "have" to watch the movie this weekend, too)

[JWLaRue]

...just to help any fence

...just to help any fence sitters who are not sure if they will watch that movie this weekend....

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. "

And for those interested in building bridges:
"What makes you think she's a witch?"
"Well, she turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
[long pause] "... I got better."

[JWLaRue]

Looks like someone left the

Looks like someone left the Grail light on again!!
Naugthy Naughty Zoot!!!!
Must be time for a spanking!!! BD.

Today's trivia question: What comes after the spanking?

-Jeff

[robert f.]

The oral s**

alas, all sadly

The oral s**

alas, all sadly prevented by Lancelot and the rest bursting in. With friends like these....


Robert

[steveneill]

How do you know she's

How do you know she's a witch?

[PaulC]

Shall I read from the

Shall I read from the book of armaments?

[JWLaRue]

If you would Brother (Paul)

If you would Brother (Paul) Maynard.....Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

[PaulC]

"And Saint Attila raised the

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu -- "

I'll skip a bit, brother.

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[JWLaRue]

Narrator: A year passed: winter

Narrator: A year passed: winter changed into spring, spring changed into summer, summer changed back into winter, and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn... until one day...

...one of us actually finished an r/c sub!

[bigdave]

Look what you started Steve.

Look what you started Steve.
All the closet Python's are coming out!!
BTW-Steve I believe the answer to your question is if she weighs the same as a duck!! BD.

[steveneill]

Nope.

"She turned me into

Nope.

"She turned me into a neut! "She turned you into a neut?" "Well...I got better . But she's a witch!".

LOL!

Steve

[subicman]

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Come and see the violence

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Bloody peasant!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

[bigdave]

If she floated she was

If she floated she was a witch and ducks floated so they weighed her and she weighed the same as a duck. So she was a witch. Remember!! BD.

[steveneill]

"We could build a bridge

"We could build a bridge out of her."

[subicman]

Can't you build a bridge

Can't you build a bridge out of stone too?