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  • bigdave
    Junior Member
    • Feb 2003
    • 3596
    #1

    Ultimate Submarine

    OK guys.
    I know they call Groton CT the sub capital of the world but I beg to differ.
    Check out these specifications.
    Submarine Class- American Assorted
    Length-15"
    Beam- 4.5"
    Weight- 4 LB 9 OZ
    Propulsion- Hand operated
    Crew- Officers =Bologna, Ham, Salami. Enlisted =Tomato, Onion, Lettice, Mushrooms.
    Ballast- Rochester based meat hot sauce.
    Cost to build- $8.99 (Really)
    Expected service life- Four meals.

    So I ask you men. Can we build them in Upstate NY or what!

    Now that I have your attention and should be sufficiently hungry, I want to wish you all a happy Turkey day.
    Now I will a Gobble Gobble up some of the sub. BDClick image for larger version Name: image.jpg Views: 1 Size: 11.6 KB ID: 136824Click image for larger version Name: image.jpg Views: 1 Size: 14.4 KB ID: 136825Click image for larger version Name: image.jpg Views: 1 Size: 13.6 KB ID: 136826
    sigpic"Eat your pudding Mr Land"
    "I ain't sure it's pudden" 20K
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    • jefftytoo
      SubCommittee Member
      • Mar 2003
      • 942
      #2
      Tell the Yard Foreman to leave the onions off my boat. Taxes the ventilation blowers too much.

      JeffP

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        • wlambing
          SubCommittee Member
          • Feb 2003
          • 848
          #3
          BD & Jeff,

          New London is actually the home to this culinary masterpiece of delightfulness! I'll take the onions, you can have the oregano!!!

          B^)

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            • crueby
              Member
              • May 2015
              • 341
              #4
              Can the deck hatches take the sudden internal gas releases?

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                • salmon
                  Treasurer
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 2340
                  #5
                  May you all have a thankful gastrointestinal delight tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving to all you bubble heads, you're the best!
                  If you can cut, drill, saw, hit things and swear a lot, you're well on the way to building a working model sub.

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                    • thor
                      SubCommittee Member
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 1479
                      #6
                      Happy Thanksgiving to All!!!
                      Regards,

                      Matt

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                        • bigdave
                          Junior Member
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 3596
                          #7
                          I hope you all successfully emerge from your turkey comas. And had a great holiday. BD
                          sigpic"Eat your pudding Mr Land"
                          "I ain't sure it's pudden" 20K

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                            • thor
                              SubCommittee Member
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 1479
                              #8
                              Back to the treadmill for me!
                              Regards,

                              Matt

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